MRW when I find out Autocross is coming back to my area!

"WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe" (wesbarton89) 04/24/2015 at 11:49 • Filed to: None

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Three autocross events this year! I’ll at least go watch, because I don’t have an autocross vehicle right now. But this is awesome.

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Oppocrossers, if you guys (and gals) are interested, all the dates are in there! This is in the Western MD/WV area, but people come from all over to participate. Mark your calendars!

PS9 > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 04/24/2015 at 12:25

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You clone yourself three times just so you can see how psyched you are in second person? WHAT A WASTE OF A SUPERPOWER! Here’s some stuff you could be doing instead;

Involve yourself in two threesomes at the same time (you knew that was coming, so lets just get this one out of the way)

Rob a bank and establish the perfect alibi at the same time.

Work 4 full time jobs without dying, then save up for a small bussiness that you can run while taking time off at the same time, and take the money from that to start 3 other businesses that you can be in charge of all at the same time (gonna need some staffing help at that point though)

Become 4x more likely to win the lotto

Travel to 4 seperate parts of the world at the same time and swap selfies with yourself, bang 4 people in seperate parts of the world simultaneously

Win a local election by a ‘landslide’

Win a state-wide or national election while casting the clinching few votes for yourself

Star in, direct, produce and do the stunts for your own movie and be your own film crew

race yourself with four miatas at Laguna Seca.

Start your own band and cover the vocals, guitar, bass and drums

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > PS9 04/24/2015 at 12:34

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You win.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 04/24/2015 at 12:58

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You should time the movements of the four guys so that they mimic the movement of pistons in an inline-four engine. ‘Cause that’s what my mind sort of sees already.

Flat Six > PS9 04/24/2015 at 13:54

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If there were four of me, none of the above would happen. There would be a brawl to the death until only one was left.

PS9 > Flat Six 04/24/2015 at 13:57

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